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June 08, 2002

Poor Afghanistan.

Back in 1979, the Soviet Union invaded Afghanistan to prop up a pro-USSR president, beginning several decades of destruction.

Actually, that might not be entirely true.

According to then US National Security Adviser Zbigniew Brzezinski, the US got involved in Afghanistan 6 months before the Soviets did with the hope that it would draw the Soviet Union into the region and give the USSR its own "Vietnam war." So either the US helped foment a civil war in Afghanistan for its own Cold War ends, or Brzezinski is making shit up to write himself into the pages of history. Hard to say.

Anyhow, the Soviets fought the US-backed Mujahadeen for over a decade before conceding defeat. Then the Mujahadeen began fighting for power amongst themselves, grinding the country to dust in the process.

In the late 1990s, the Pakistan-backed Taliban militia began to grow and conquer in Afghanistan. They managed to beat back the Mujahadeen warlords, who now joined together into a force we call the "Northern Alliance" to fight their common enemy, the Taliban.

After the terrorist attacks on the US in 2001, the US invaded Afghanistan and drove the Taliban from power (more or less).

Which brings us up to the present. Afghanistan is officially ruled by interim president Hamid Karzai, who is best known for, well, wearing a little fuzzy hat. His government has little money, no police force, and only a small national guard to try to control a chaotic, quasi-feudal nation. The warlords rule, and everyone knows it.

So begins Afghanistan's Loya Jirga. The Loya Jirga is a summit meeting of hundreds of Afghan representatives who will try to crib together a new government and constitution. The Times (UK)'s grim prediction:

"What is likely to unfold is a week of bewildering allegiances, treachery, and backroom deals between warlords who should not be there, local militiamen who have bribed and intimidated themselves onto the floor, and a Loya Jirga assembly that some monitors claim will produce a pre-determined outcome favoured by the United States — a result that would enrage the already disaffected majority Pashtuns."

Read the Times article. It's a good window into the impossibly complex and ruthless world of Afghan politics, and explains why victory over the Taliban didn't necessarily improve the life of anyone in Afghan (well, maybe the lives of the warlords).

Posted by Jake at 01:13 AM
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That Brzezinski article is a great find. Thanks.

Posted by: dack at June 10, 2002 09:09 AM

So it was really the US who deviously lured the unsuspecting Soviets into Afghanistan in 1979. That website you link to is full of absurd conspiracy theories that basically place full blame for Sept. 11 on Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld (none of whom I like).

We all know that Afghanistan is a huge mess but for the first time in more than 20 years at least there is a glimmer of hope. Jake you seem to miss the Taliban…

Posted by: MS at June 11, 2002 08:23 AM

There must be some signs of hope because why else would so many Afghan refugees be going back (Reuters? Or is this a dirty American trick to lure back the refugees?

Posted by: MS at June 11, 2002 08:44 AM

That failed Reuters link is: http://www.reuters.com/news_article.jhtml;jsessionid=B40I05ULLEKUECRBAEKSFFAKEEATIIWD?type=worldnews&StoryID=1066560

Posted by: at June 11, 2002 08:47 AM

Well, MS, I mainly linked to that Brzezinski article because it was in his own words. The site is conspiracy-oriented, but "the US did it" what the man told his interviewer. I first heard about the quote in the book "Unholy Wars" by John Cooley, a fairly comprehensive look at US support for Islamic militants as proxy forces during the Cold War. And as I noted in my post, my cynical self wonders if the US did not draw the Soviets in, but that Brezenski is saying they did so he can take personal credit for the end of the Cold War.

As for "missing the Taliban," I was writing about their atrocities back in '98 (http://www.eatthestate.org/02-33/WorldsMostSexist.htm). They were thugs. So are the Northern Alliance warlords. Do I really have to choose a side? Can't I just be anti-thug?

I certainly hope that things improve for the people of Afghanistan, but I'm a pessimistic person. Seems to me likely that Karzai will become a figurehead, the US will pull its troops out, nations of the world will start pumping money into Afghanistan, and the warlords will do their best to intercept that money and really rule their portions of the country by use of force.

Posted by: Jake at June 11, 2002 11:36 AM

I'm pretty sure this is the original article ..

http://archives.nouvelobs.com/voir_article.cfm?id=33731

Posted by: jerzy at February 2, 2003 10:02 PM
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