Over in Chicago, there's an artist named Stu Helm. He does a lot of stylish and colorful drawings and comics ranging from the political to the sexual to the bizarre. He has been creating art under the nickname "King VelVeeda" for 13 years now.
Enter the folks from Kraft. Kraft manufactures Velveeta Pasteurized Prepared Cheese Product (I don't know what's in Velveeta, but I couldn't help but notice that the word "cheese" is almost non-existent on the Velveeta website). And Kraft is not happy that the trademark of their wholesome quasi-cheese is being "diluted" by the King and his "unsavory" art. So they're suing him. They also filed a restraining order against KV, preventing him from using his nickname in any way. Meaning that the vast majority of his work must be censored and hidden, because he signed the works under his psuedonym. Check his site, CheesyGraphics.com, and see how many of KV's works have been replaced by "THIS ARTWORK IS NO LONGER AVAILABLE TO LOOK AT, COURTESY OF KRAFT FOODS."
"Diluting a trademark" and "doing irreprable harm" are phrases that turn up in Kraft's legal documents. Who do they think they're kidding? I'm guessing that the amount of business that Kraft is losing due to KV is close to zero dollars. Perhaps a blind schizophrenic on crack might mistake comic book drawings for cheese product, but I don't think that's a very important demographic for Kraft.
Big business has spent a lot of time here in the US playing up the idea of "frivolous lawsuits" and "tort reform," pretending that half of America is filing crazed lawsuits against big companies, wasting the time and money of the courts (and therefore taxpayers). But looks like they're not exempt from their own frivolity.
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November 16, 2004Tales of Media WoeSenate May Ram Copyright Bill- one of the most depressing stories of the day that didn't involve death or bombs. It's the music and movie industries' wet dream. It criminalizes peer-to-peer software makers, allows the government to file civil lawsuits on behalf of these media industries, and eliminates fair use. Fair use is the idea that I can use a snippet of a copyrighted work for educational, political, or satirical purposes, without getting permission from the copyright-holder first. And most tellingly, the bill legalizes technology that would automatically skip over "obejctionable content" (i.e. sex and violence) in a DVD, but bans devices that would automatically skip over commericals. This is a blatant, blatant, blatant gift to the movie industry. Fuck the movie industry, fuck the music industry, fuck the Senate. Music industry aims to send in radio cops- the recording industry says that you're not allowed to record songs off the radio, be it real radio or internet radio. And now they're working on preventing you from recording songs off internet radio through a mixture of law and technological repression (although I imagine their techno-fixes will get hacked pretty quickly). The shocking truth about the FCC: Censorship by the tyranny of the few- blogger Jeff Jarvis discovers that the recent $1.2 million FCC fine against a sex scene in Fox's "Married By America" TV show was not levied because hundreds of people wrote the FCC and complained. It was not because 159 people wrote in and complained (which is the FCC's current rationale). No, thanks to Jarvis' FOIA request, we find that only 23 people (of the show's several million viewers) wrote in and complained. On top of that, he finds that 21 of those letters were just copy-and-paste email jobs that some people attached their names to. Jarvis then spins this a bit by saying that "only 3" people actually wrote letters to the FCC, which is misleading but technically true. So somewhere between 3 and 23 angry people can determine what you can't see on television. Good to know. Reuters Union Considers Striking Over Layoffs- will a strike by such a major newswire service impact the rest of the world's media? Pentagon Starts Work On War Internet- the US military is talking about the creation of a global, wireless, satellite-aided computer network for use in battle. I think I saw a movie about this once... Conservative host returns to the air after week suspension for using racial slur- Houston radio talk show host (and somtime Rush Limbaugh substitute) Mark Belling referred to Mexican-Americans as "wetbacks" on his show. He was suspended for a couple of weeks, and then submitted a written apology for the racial slur to a local newspaper. But he seems to be using the slur and its surrounding controversy to boost his conservative cred with his listeners. Stay Tuned for Nudes- Cleveland TV news anchor Sharon Reed aired a story about artist Spencer Tunick, who uses large numbers of naked volunteers in his installations and photographs. The news report will be unique in that it will not blur or black-out the usual naughty bits. The story will air late at night, when it's allegedly okay with the FCC if you broadcast "indecent" material. The author of this article doesn't seem to notice that Reed first claims that this report is a publicity stunt, but then claims it's a protest against FCC repression. I'd like to think it's the latter, but I'm not that much of a sucker. More Media News |
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