Agence France-Presse (AFP) recently printed a brief article which quoted American warhawk Richard Perle's comments in an Italian business newspaper, Il Sole 24 Ore:
"'Mohammed Atta met Saddam Hussein in Baghdad prior to September 11. We have proof of that, and we are sure he wasn't just there for a holiday,' Perle told Italy's business daily Il Sole 24 Ore.
"'The meeting is one of the motives for an American attack on Iraq.'"
I see. The Bush administration, which wants war with Iraq so badly that it can taste it, finally has a smoking gun linking 9/11 to Saddam Hussein. And instead of having Bush or Rumsfeld or Powell take this evidence to the NY Times or CNN or the UN, they have Richard Perle make vague reference to it in an Italian business daily.
Sounds... unlikely.
Also, Donald Rumsfeld recently went before the US Congress to brief them on all the "evidence" that Saddam Hussein has weapons of mass destruction. But his presentation seemed to be a bit... lacking. Said Rumsfeld, "There are three issues here. There is the issue of what we know. There is the issue of what we don't know. And there is the issue of what we don't know we don't know."
We can get a probably more complete version of his presentation in this briefing he gave to members of NATO around the same time:
"There are no knowns."
"There are things we know that we know. There are known unknowns - that is to say, there are things that we now know we don't know but there are also unknown unknowns. There are things we do not know we don't know.
"So when we do the best we can and we pull all this information together, and we then say well that's basically what we see as the situation, that is really only the known knowns and the known unknowns.
"And each year we discover a few more of those unknown unknowns."
Presumably at this point, Donald Rumsfeld and the March Hare gently took the sleeping Dormouse and stuffed him into a teapot.
The US government is so stupid, Saddam can dance rings around them. The same for the UN weapons inspectors. Saddam laughs at their blind stupidity.
Saddam will put the finishing touches to the US capital before they realize what looking glass they have gone through.
If they only wait just a little longer ... oh yes, my precious, just a little longer.
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