Oh for fuck's sake.
(Man, am I getting tired of having to say that)
House Approves National Day of Prayer- both the House and Senate have passed bills calling on the president to decree a specific date to be a "a national day of humility, prayer and fasting in a time of war and terrorism."
(obviously residents of Washington DC will be exempt from the "humility" part)
Seems to be a pretty obvious violation of the First Amendment to me. The government passes a law telling us to pray? Next thing you know American women are going to have to don their star-spangled burqas (well, since the U.S. is the opposite of conservative Islam in many ways, American women would probably be forced to wear skimpy outfits, not all-covering ones. Like perhaps the "burkini")(yes, terrible joke, I apologize).
Says Democratic Rep. Dennis Kucinich, the resolution "may be seen by some as an attempt to inject religion into this war at a time when some of America's enemies abroad are asserting that this indeed is a war about religion." But surely it would only appear this way to those enemies who have theyr eyes open.
The residents of Washington have already known enough humility - as a "colony" of the United States with no vote in Congress, they had no say in whether or not to pass this freak of legislation (even though they pay federal taxes like other American citizens -- except those in Puerto Rico). None of the Congressional leadership lives there, and even the President spends every possible moment away from the White House at his ranch or at Camp David.
The vast majority of DC residents have been doing nothing BUT praying every since Mr. Bush arrived in their city...
Okay Gene, you've got me. I had intended that dig at our nation's politicians, not at the general populace of DC. Sorry fella.
Posted by: Jake at March 27, 2003 06:18 PMDo we get the day off?
I, for one, am always ready to trade freedom and liberty for a day off...bread, circuses, sheepish populace, and all that.
Do Congress(wo)men at least have to past a sixth grader's test on the Constitution before they can have the damn job?
Posted by: John at March 28, 2003 10:02 AM'Burkini' and the reference to the Exorcist made me laugh out loud. Thanks for that--it's getting tougher & tougher to do these days.
I'll stop here-lest my rant go on & on for many many pixels. Thanks for the sanity.
Obviously, the day of fasting is to start preparing us for when we can't afford to eat 7 days a week.
And the prayer? Probably to teach us to start praying for some outside force to liberate us from our oppressors.
Posted by: Lurch at March 28, 2003 07:28 PMHow about a day of SUV gas-fasting? Oh, wait, that worsens the economy. Oh, hell, so does not eating. Should we not eat, but buy lots of food anyway? I guess then we could give all of the bought, piously uneaten food to the hungry in our own nation, but, I suppose, they'll be following the example set by the "president" and for once choosing not to eat as they feel patriotism rushing their veins as they sleep under the bridge connecting I-20 to 75/85 through downtown Atlanta. Damned Catch 22's. Then there'll be all this damned useless food lying around. Maybe the easiest thing to do would be for Queen Bush to place an embargo on food, thereby forcing everyone not to eat for that day so that we can all be holy and manifestly destined and shit again, by mandate.
God bless the Untied States of America.
Posted by: Shawn at March 28, 2003 07:42 PMI'll go to jail first before I wear a burkini, exposing this "Alaska tan" bleached white beluga whale blubber belly to the populace...talk about being blinded by the Great White.
Well, it's been a blast! Thanks for letting me drop my house here, but I see the nurse coming to take me away for my nappy. Please, let me link. I've had all my shots.
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